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During Church service this 16 yr old pastor's daughter stood up and said "praise the lord" everybody shouted "hallelujah" she continued since my tender age of 13 I have been experiencing monthly period with so much pain but now after a series of bible studies and prayers with bro prince, our Sunday school teacher in his house,my  monthly periods have ceased for more than 3 months now, no more painful mensturating. You can see I am even getting fatter and prettier. Praise the lord, the whole church fainted.

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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