SEX GAME

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Hon Chibuike D. Matthew > Igbo Kwenu!
Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your boyfriend/girlfriend without being invited =
OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
same
day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF
THE
MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA
TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR
PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking
instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got
pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man
running away= disqualificatio n
20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d
door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD
24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time
play
Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur
marriage.