WELCOME TO NIGERIA

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19,AUGUST 2015.
* Where sex is free and love is
costly.
* Where loosing a phone is more
painful than
loosing VIRGINITY. * Where, if you don't cheat on
your
partner,
you are not sharp and smart.
* Where Bathrooms have become
photo
STUDIO. * Where getting a GALAXY phone
is greater
than achieving a DEGREE.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter
future than
graduates. * Where temples are turned into
dating points.
* Where worshiping God in truth &
spirit is
difficult.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy
than HIV...
* Where pizza delivery is faster
than
emergency response. * Where people fear thieves,
robbers &
BokoHaram than God...
* Where people go to Church with
BB chargers
rather than Bible. * Where guys are scared of
getting
married
but love to have sex...
* Where we have highest number
of musician
due to unemployment. * Where the higher your
offense
the lower
your punishment and vice versa...
* Where the number of Churches
& Mosque
are more than the worshipers... * Where we say
"Up NEPA" more
than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...
* Where a school drop-out
politician is Ten
Times richer and more respected than a
Professor...
* Where unemployed youths pick
up weapons
to fight in support of the
politicians who deprive them of employment & a
good life...
* Where someone who cannot
speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees.
WHAT A COUNTRY!!! Oh Lord, look down from
heaven
and have mercy
on this great nation.

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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