WELCOME TO NIGERIA OF NO GAIN (VANITY UPON VANITY)

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1. A world where sex is free and love is costly.
2. Where,if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not charp and smart.
3. Where bathroom has become photo studio...
4. Where getting a galaxy phone is greater than achieving a degree.
5. Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing virginity.
6. Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
7. Where temples are turned into dating points.
8. Where worshipping God in truth and in spirit is difficult.
9. Where lies are turned into realities.
10. Where ladies fear pregnancy than HIV.
11. Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response
12. Where people fear thieves,robbers and  boko haram than God.
13. Where people go to Church with Black berry phone chargers rather than Bible.
14. Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex.
15. Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
16. Where the higher your offence the lower your punishment and vise versa.
17. Where the number of Churches and mosque are more than the worshippers.
18. Where we say up NEPA more than we say praise the lord.
19. Where a school drop out politician is ten times richer and more respected than a professor...
20. Where some one who can not speak English but can say chai,chai  there is God is given honorary doctorate degrees.what a country.